USAIN BOLT OUT 4 REST OF THE YEAR

RECENT NEWS STATES USAIN BOLT WILL B OUT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR DUE TO BACK INJURIES.......
BACK INJURY FROM WHAT U ASK......?.................SEX
MEDIATAKEOUT REPORTERS SAY USAIN BOLT WAS GETTIN HIS BUCK ON WITH WIFEY AND HIS BACK GOES OUT DUE TO AN AWKWARD POSITION HE WAS IN.....THE THINGS MEN GO THRU 2 PLEASE A WOMAN....SHHHEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

OH YES, OH YESSSSS AHHHHHH OHHH NOOOO MY BACKKKKKK!!!!!